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FREAK SHOW by Simon, age 8

FREAK SHOW terrorizes the universe! Superheroes beware. This shape-shifter imposter may be after your super powers next...

Do you have any powers? If so, how did you get them?
I’m a shape-shifter, and whatever I turn into, I get its superpowers. If I can’t turn into something, I stab it and eat it, and then I can turn into it!

Were you always a villain? If not, what did you do before this?
I was always a supervillain. My mother and father died when I was a baby. I do super-evil things to take care of the last of my species.

Tell us what you’re wearing.
All black with a black cape and a white skull mask with red cross bones on the forehead.

Do you have a secret identity ?
I do not have a secret identity.

What’s your crime count?
I’ve committed exactly 90,000,000,000,000,000,000,015 crimes. Not all of these crimes were the same kind. I hope to help my species.

Which was your favorite?
Murdering and stealing and also taking over planets!

Do you have any henchmen or helpers?
Yes. I have 90,000,000 henchmen. Two are named Bob and Killer. A lot of them are aliens.

Who is your biggest nemesis?
Superman.

Do you have a command center or evil lair? If so, where is it?
I terrorize the universe! My secret lair is at the top of Mount Everest!

Artwork by Katie Turner